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nummy @ 2009-03-31T21:29:00

2009-04-01T01:30:29Z

I woke up on this beautiful day with someone breathing on my shoulder.

I turned around, and not only is this person not the soulmate in my dreams, but is also a dude.

what the fuck, god? THIS AIN'T A FUNNY APRIL FOOL'S JOKE. IT'S NOT EVEN APRIL FIRST.

time to shower the rest of the homo away. (I feel incredibly gay right now, holy god.)

nummy @ 2009-03-04T10:45:00

2009-03-04T15:47:21Z

You know what Allen needs to do? Tone it down with the hormones. I swear, I feel like I'm hanging out (living with) a bitchy hooker (a god-awful expensive one).

I'd take him to a strip club, but we're broke.

BONUS:
WHY AM I STILL WRITING IN THIS. LOL. 8|

nummy @ 2009-01-25T22:48:00

2009-01-26T03:49:06Z

dude. am i truly this old? :(

nummy @ 2008-06-24T22:20:00

2008-06-25T02:30:48Z

sometimes i have to stop and think: where the fuck am i going?

and then i remember: oh, balls; i don't give a flying fuck.

so.

2008-06-23T03:18:15Z

i have been enlightened with details i've been curious about since, like, ever.

this is so fabulous. gonna go fap to the fact that i was right the whole time. god, it's a burden.

LOL

2008-06-08T11:56:24Z

going to the theaters all weekend without pay. i am so badass. 8l

nummy @ 2007-11-01T23:10:00

2007-11-02T03:12:15Z

the anniversary ends with a simple "farewell."