dead

Wed, 01 Apr 2009 01:30:29 GMT

I woke up on this beautiful day with someone breathing on my shoulder.

I turned around, and not only is this person not the soulmate in my dreams, but is also a dude.

what the fuck, god? THIS AIN'T A FUNNY APRIL FOOL'S JOKE. IT'S NOT EVEN APRIL FIRST.

time to shower the rest of the homo away. (I feel incredibly gay right now, holy god.)

Wed, 04 Mar 2009 15:47:21 GMT

You know what Allen needs to do? Tone it down with the hormones. I swear, I feel like I'm hanging out (living with) a bitchy hooker (a god-awful expensive one).

I'd take him to a strip club, but we're broke.

BONUS:
WHY AM I STILL WRITING IN THIS. LOL. 8|

Mon, 26 Jan 2009 03:49:06 GMT

dude. am i truly this old? :(

Wed, 25 Jun 2008 02:30:48 GMT

sometimes i have to stop and think: where the fuck am i going?

and then i remember: oh, balls; i don't give a flying fuck.

so.

Mon, 23 Jun 2008 03:18:15 GMT

i have been enlightened with details i've been curious about since, like, ever.

this is so fabulous. gonna go fap to the fact that i was right the whole time. god, it's a burden.

LOL

Sun, 08 Jun 2008 11:56:24 GMT

going to the theaters all weekend without pay. i am so badass. 8l

Fri, 02 Nov 2007 03:12:15 GMT

the anniversary ends with a simple "farewell."